Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent

Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night

by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021

Rasheed Ahmed

The most awesome nigga ever, He isthe alpha of the pack and the most sigma of them all

Oh my god, did u see Rasheed Ahmed today? He is such an alpha and sigma, what a cool nigga

by idknamethiswhateverimjusttrol September 9, 2024

Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm

person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:

by cockrater696969 September 27, 2020

sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.

Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?

by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021

Walid Ahmed Cabdala

it means its Walid Ahmed cabdala the king

Walid Ahmed Cabdala what are you doing?
Am a Walid Ahmed Cabdala

by cockandballsucker February 13, 2025

Sami Bin Ahmed

He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.

Thats a Sami Bin Ahmed

by snusaddict69 October 7, 2022

Mohammad Ahmed

A chihuahua

“Hey, that’s my Mohammad Ahmed!”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”

by The Strange Man November 26, 2021