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ahmed

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed! everyone needs their ahmed in life!"
by alicantsleep March 8, 2024
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Mohammad Ahmed

“Hey, that’s my Mohammad Ahmed!”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”
by The Strange Man November 26, 2021
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Ahmed

to find the shortest people in a group of people
by Deathfindish March 21, 2022
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Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent
Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night
by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021
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sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.
Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?
by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021
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Ahmed dizane

When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.
"Dad shamazing isn't a real word, I must be speaking to Ahmed Dizane"
by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018
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Rasheed Ahmed

The most awesome nigga ever, He isthe alpha of the pack and the most sigma of them all
Oh my god, did u see Rasheed Ahmed today? He is such an alpha and sigma, what a cool nigga
by idknamethiswhateverimjusttrol September 9, 2024
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