ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
by alicantsleep March 8, 2024
Get the ahmedmug. “Hey, that’s my Mohammad Ahmed!”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”
by The Strange Man November 26, 2021
Get the Mohammad Ahmedmug. by Deathfindish March 21, 2022
Get the Ahmedmug. Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine
Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine
Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night
by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021
Get the Ahmedmug. Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.
Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?
Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?
Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?
by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021
Get the sazy ahmedmug. When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.
by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018
Get the Ahmed dizanemug. by idknamethiswhateverimjusttrol September 9, 2024
Get the Rasheed Ahmedmug.