Ahmed

An unc who plays fighting games and denies being an oil prince.

Wow this guy really is an ahmed

by kaizox1 December 18, 2024

Ahmed

An annoying friend. Plays some sports but is not very athletic. If your a guy you have no idea about his relationships with girls. Likes small talk, but is interesting to talk to when he is not annoying you.

Man, your such an Ahmed.

by A dude lmao June 6, 2018

Ahmed dizane

When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.

"Dad shamazing isn't a real word, I must be speaking to Ahmed Dizane"

by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018

Ahmed

Ahmed meaning rich nigga in any hood you don't wanna mess with Ahmed he could easily make you dead Ahmed a nigga whos good at games and a rich nigga this dude has 90 girls fucked all them no babies

ayo look its a ahmed jake says oh yeaaa

by facts_no_cap_ February 22, 2021

Ahmed

Ahmed is a wonderful individual who is well-liked by many. If you ever get an Ahmed, treat him with respect and don't ignore him. If you ignore him, he will ignore you. He's really attractive and attracts a lot of women, but he doesn't flirt with them because it's forbidden. If Ahmed says anything as a joke, it's not always a jest; sometimes it's true; he's a smart and nice guy.

thats ahmed for you bae

by itsbeen50days November 22, 2021

Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm

person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:

by cockrater696969 September 27, 2020

Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent

Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night

by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021