Aged Meats

Referring to old dick, or old men

-So I heard she likes aged meats!.
- what do you mean?
-she likes older men/old dick

by ElSuavecito May 13, 2015

Mental age

Something that tells you how retarded you are

Can I take a quiz on my mental age?

by 459395 April 3, 2022

Age groups

0-4 baby toddler or children
5-7 pre tween or pre teen
8-19 tween teenager young adults (8-9 early teens pre adolescents or pre puberty) (10-17 last teens adolescents or puberty)
20-69 adult

70-79 old one
80-99 pre seniors or elderly
100-3,333 senior
3,334+ forgotten human

Which one is your age groups? I'm a pre senior.

by 459395 January 25, 2022

age fuck

When an older guy has sex with younger girl - even if she isn't pretty - just to say he can still get younger chicks.

Yeah, she was just an age fuck, that's all. She meant nothing to me.

by psedge February 27, 2008

The Age Of Reason

A band from TX that plays classic rock and kicks ass. Made up of two friends, one of which rips out blues-based solos and plays drums, and the other which plays solid rhythm guitar and writes good lyrics. Comparison to The Age Of Reason is very favorable. Often abbreviated informally as TAOR (pron. like "tower" with a more pronounced "ao" sound, similar to Taos, NM, in speech).

Person 1: Did you go to The Age Of Reason concert the other night?

Person 2: No, I heard it was awesome. I know the last TAOR concert we went to totally kicked so much ass!

Person 1: Yeah, they played 3 songs and just jammed the rest of the set. Bostain did an 18-minute solo, and Swanson managed to start a glowring war like Phish.

Person 2: Yeah, I've seen them do a 35-minute version of "Cowgirl In The Sand" by Neil Young. He kicks ass too. I heard TAOR and Crazy Horse were supposed to tour North America next year.

Person 1: Sweet! I can't miss that!

by D. Swanson July 31, 2006

age 25

quarter century old

done with your youth at age 25

by hankvader August 25, 2008

middle aged

i. a period between early adulthood and old age, anywhere from 30 to 65 years old.

ii. Something most people will not admit to being. (It sucks to be older than 29...)

The man was middle-aged, though he loathed to admit it.

My students make fun of me by calling me middle aged, though I am 29 forever...

by An English Major February 18, 2012