Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019
Get the Jonathan Phillipsmug. by neomiely November 22, 2021
Get the Jonathan Joestarmug. Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!
by my name is not billy February 21, 2021
Get the Father Jonathan'smug. A complete dick head who ditch friends to attempt to be popular while he can't.
He is a huge peace of shit that deserves to get raped and rot in hell.
He is a huge peace of shit that deserves to get raped and rot in hell.
Fuck you Jonathan.
by Fuckingpenis March 13, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. by memestealer420 June 9, 2015
Get the Jonathan's Hamstermug. The Best singer in the world and all u fucking bullshit faced
Dumbasses who think he sucks can go suck thier uncle's short and stubby dick
Dumbasses who think he sucks can go suck thier uncle's short and stubby dick
by Gotissues December 15, 2008
Get the Jonathan Davismug. Sexual Act:
When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
by Baby Jonathan November 5, 2011
Get the soft jonathanmug.