Dani

A person you would seek for relationship advice, he also has a tight hole

“Dani, my girlfriend doesn’t want me to touch her”

by Brazilremedy June 19, 2022

Dani

If you are friends with Dani you are is for one hell of a ride. Dani will without fail laugh at every one of her jokes, even if it's not funny. Her aesthetic is dark academia and she's a Gryffindor. Dani does very well academically however I can't say the same about her ability to be serious. Dani is single-handedly the cringiest person you will ever meet. She will constantly ask what phrases mean that every teen should know, such as "that's what she said".

Dani: THIS IS SO HARD!
Ava: That's what she said.
Dani: What does that mean?
Ava: Dani, what the actual fuck.

by georgeandthemichaels May 12, 2021

Dani girl

A girl who is a mess aka daniellaperkins aesthetic

Lucy said “Oh she is such a danigirl not a VSCO girl”

Dani girl a girl who cleans her room at 2pm and hydro dips her airforce 1 just for YouTube content 😂💓

by Tzion January 4, 2020

Dani

Dani can best be described as an onion- smelly, makes you cry, and has lots of undiscovered smelly layers to her which she likes to flex to you. Uses colloquial South London slang to sound interesting when in reality she was brought up with rich parents and ponies.

'Man Dani lookin like a bare batty ting'
'Get closer buv she smells'

by vickythestayathomemum February 18, 2019

Dani

A person who always acts like they're better than everyone else, even when they’re clearly not. Blames other people for problems they caused themselves. Usually rude, bratty, and full of attitude. Thinks they look amazing but is ugly yet makes fun of how others look. Always jumping to conclusions and assuming things without knowing the facts.

Stop being such a Dani and just admit you messed up.

by Steamer of Clevelands April 12, 2025

Dani

A literal legend, if you are friends with a Dani, then you are also a legend. If you are a Dani, then you are probably good at watching TV, like really good at it.

Person A: “OMG, have you heard about the

new cool kid from next door?”
Person B: “Ya, what a Dani”

by Pseudonymosis December 23, 2021

Dani

Dani has the biggest peen ever. It’s so big people see it sticking out of her clothes when she walks by. Legend says it might be black

Omg Dani’s peen is so big.

by By danimals yogurt November 22, 2021