dj alden

DJ Alden is a really good DJ and friend to me. Yes, I’m friends with a DJ!!!!!

Oh wow, he’s as good a friend as DJ Alden

by Aidanc242 May 16, 2018

Dj Whore

Y-Y-Yo DJ play a hard bass song
I'll ride your bass line all night long
Give me a beat - Like this
I'll taste the bass that's on my lips

Oh baby baby, I like that
It sends the shivers down my back
Think I'll come and dance with you
Yeah, up behind the DJ booth

I'm 2 steps ahead of you
O-On my knees infront of you
Swallowed the pill that was on my tongue
And you'll be next, it won't be long

Oh, you got it in my eyes

I've got the beats, I've got the bass
I've got the treats, for you to taste
Get you're body on the floor
I'll drop the bass you DJ whore

by Ekyl August 8, 2016

Midnight DJ

Another term for female masturbation, with it's name based off of the hand movements of a DJ spinning records and both usually occur late at night, hence midnight dj.

Becky: well since Tom is going drinking with the boys tonight, looks like I'll just be with the midnight dj then.

*Sighs*

by Sadprotienshake November 28, 2020

Dj Rip

When you hit a bong while taking a shit and farting, while waiting for your mcgriddle from grubhub.

Damn bro! You should of seen that knarly Dj Rip I did on the toliet!

by Clarified December 31, 2020

Gay Dj

A flamboyantly gay hug administrated from a seemingly straight male

Bro!! Why did my son just give me the biggest "Gay Dj"??

by Biloxi Vuuduu April 18, 2021

DJ Moses

To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.

"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."

by DCMikeRotch1 October 24, 2012

DJ Diet

The DJ Diet, as it's commonly referred to among members of the EDM scene, consists of long periods of time without sleep, drugs as sustenance, and (usually extremely unhealthy) food whenever you're finally hungry, if it's around at all.

Obviously this is a very unhealthy way to live, but when one speaks of the DJ Diet, they do so with an ironic and undeserved sense of accomplishment and self-worth.

"Man, you look tired."

"Yea dude, been on the DJ Diet for like a week. Time for a cheeseburger and a nap, then it's back to work."

by Pothedd February 17, 2012