by bacontron January 15, 2011
Simply defining the action of "Beer Shits:" A phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges mass quantities of fecal matter.
" Hey friend, whilst celebrating the Holiday Season I indulged in far to much of the Devils Nectar; now I have Fecal Alcohol Syndrome."
by DrFunkadelicacy March 16, 2014
A term made by raywilliamjohnson, funny youtube celebrity. it is used by people now instead of your mom. followed by an annoying high pitched (occasionally low pitched) voice going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOH
Dude: ghaghaghaghagha... i saws a movie.
dude2: i saw your...
dude: let me guess... mom?
dude2:... Your alcoholic dad!!!
random dude: OOOOOOOOOH!
dude2: i saw your...
dude: let me guess... mom?
dude2:... Your alcoholic dad!!!
random dude: OOOOOOOOOH!
by name that belongs to me February 25, 2011
by leahlovespeter February 05, 2005
This refers to brain damage (in the form of permanent retardation) caused by a fetus being exposed to alcohol via the alcoholism of the mother. This is not to be confused with child abuse, which can also cause retardation and brain damage and be caused by alchoholism, but which involves children, which are alive, rather than fetuses, which are not fully alive, and thus inferior. Also not to be confused with the similar concepts of "crack babies" or "meth babies," which are completely unsubstantiated (and widely denounced, by those professionals who study such things) allegations propagated by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology.
The phrase can be used as an explanation for unusually retarded behavior. See alcohol in the blood surrogate.
The phrase can be used as an explanation for unusually retarded behavior. See alcohol in the blood surrogate.
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).
by like a viking November 13, 2011
"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."
"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."
"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."
by sfguamgirl July 29, 2014