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Person two: god that must be Mariah
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by Sexypersonwhoknowseverything November 24, 2021
Get the Mariah mug.Mariah decker is the type men will bow to. She is the word itself of strong. Mariah decker isn't good at love but if she does love you you will be blessed by the juice of gods loins. She is to the end of world loyal and you tie her down she will never cheat. She has a look that stares deep into your soul past the bullshit right to what matters. Mariah decker has eyes that will bring countries down. Beware though she is a very deadly thing.
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by notmariah November 22, 2021
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Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-
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