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Lana

A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.

Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.

Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.

she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
There are days when it feels like "Lana" wants to take over, usually when I can't find my sock.
by big back shaun August 14, 2025
mugGet the Lanamug.

Suna Lana ni Sinep

The Indonesian woman everyone's looking for. She has class and is very slay.
Bro did you hear that Suna Lana ni Sinep is the new transfer student???
by jyen July 4, 2022
mugGet the Suna Lana ni Sinepmug.

Lana

Lana is so awesome, she can play the piano, flute, ukulele, violin and probably way more if she tried. She is the prettiest and most beautiful person on earth. If you even get a chance to meet a Lana be nice to her and give her flowers everyday, she likes (eating) roses.
Ashley: OMG do u know that girl?? I HATE HER
Joyce: Don't say that, she's Lana
*few moments later
Ashley: Lana, my love, will you marry me??
by Lannininiana June 25, 2022
mugGet the Lanamug.

Lana

That person is so silly! They must be a Lana.
by Beaniekitty August 5, 2023
mugGet the Lanamug.

Lana Del Gay

a term used for gay males obsessed with singer song writer Lana Del Rey.

Mainly used (but not always) for smaller, caucasians gays.
Zach: Oh my god Lana Del Rey again?
Bailey: She is a queen!
Zach: You're such a Lana Del Gay
by Zavara June 1, 2022
mugGet the Lana Del Gaymug.

comparing lana to lorde

a person that compares lana to lorde, a DUMB BITCH/FAG, imagine comparing 2 queens that make different kinds of music, even tho it’s still alternative
queen lana del rey en*ed lorde
- example of deadass comparing lana to lorde
by Tree-MoreLikeFaggotry May 2, 2020
mugGet the comparing lana to lordemug.

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