A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.
Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.
Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.
she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.
Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.
she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
by big back shaun August 14, 2025

by LULY UR FAV GURL👹👺💀☠️🤡💩👻👽 November 5, 2023

by jyen July 4, 2022

Lana is so awesome, she can play the piano, flute, ukulele, violin and probably way more if she tried. She is the prettiest and most beautiful person on earth. If you even get a chance to meet a Lana be nice to her and give her flowers everyday, she likes (eating) roses.
Ashley: OMG do u know that girl?? I HATE HER
Joyce: Don't say that, she's Lana
*few moments later
Ashley: Lana, my love, will you marry me??
Joyce: Don't say that, she's Lana
*few moments later
Ashley: Lana, my love, will you marry me??
by Lannininiana June 25, 2022

by Beaniekitty August 5, 2023

a term used for gay males obsessed with singer song writer Lana Del Rey.
Mainly used (but not always) for smaller, caucasians gays.
Mainly used (but not always) for smaller, caucasians gays.
by Zavara June 1, 2022

a person that compares lana to lorde, a DUMB BITCH/FAG, imagine comparing 2 queens that make different kinds of music, even tho it’s still alternative
by Tree-MoreLikeFaggotry May 2, 2020
