JAMES

Fine!

Person: "Hi JAMES, how are you?"
JAMES:"Fine!"

by Calloza November 20, 2019

James

Jank Ass Mothafuckin Egotistical Scumbag.

JAMES is a cocksucking, testicle gargling piece of dried up shit who loves BBC daily.

by anonymous December 18, 2019

Jamee

Jamee is a pretty girl and has lots of friends. She is kind, lovely, especially to the guys. She is really hot and funny too. If you make Jamee mad she will start a fight with you. All the guys love Jamee because she's really cute.

Guy 1- Who's that chick? she's hot
Guy 2- Damn that ass
Girl- That's my best friend Jamee

by idontwannabeyouanymore32582 October 14, 2019

James

Better than Vir and Matthias

James is da best

by OINK OINK BITCH HOE May 3, 2021

James

The best guy you'll ever meet. he probley loves pigeon. very nice guy and he will never cheat no matter what.

RaNdOm BiTcH: UGH I'm like so mad that _____ got James hes really weird but hes cute
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right

Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME

both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*

by That Random Gril October 11, 2020

James

James is a funny odd person who is definitely worth becoming friends with he's loyal caring and will make a great dad they are the coolest friends to have if you don't mind there anger issues

If you find a James be friends with them if you need a cool fun odd friend

by Name rename January 30, 2021

James

sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.

overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut

Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"

by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021