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Anita Baker

Anita Blakes evil twin sister who was separated from her at birth.
Anita Blake: Ill kill you biatch. Who are you?

Anita Baker: Im your sister you whore now lick my cunny or die!
by erumpfanofblakey February 12, 2010
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do a baker

To eat lunch early.

Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.
Said at 10AM: "I'm starving! Gonna do a baker and have lunch now".

"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"
by Horse Cock December 16, 2004
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baker's dozen

An act in which a man engages in at least 13 coital engagements to ejaculation, all within a 24 hour period. Represents high achievement of male sexual stamina, much as a marathon is to a runner or as ballooning around the world is to rich white men.
Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"?
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.
by Maj February 19, 2004
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Billy Baker

A billy Baker is a term to describe someone who is a complete fuckwit. Billy Baker is a drug fucked retard from Ipswich QLD
“Steve you billy baker sit down and shut the fuck up
by Penis in butt head June 21, 2019
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Danny Baker

A rotund, ugly, ridiculously loqucaious and talentless Disc Jockey for BBC London Live. His sole pleasure in life appears to be supporting the hooligan football club in Bermondsey, South London, by the name of Millwall. He takes great delight in slagging off Crystal Palace, for which he should be severely reprimanded. However, I do enjoy watching his passable Own Goals and Gaffs video tapes, when I have nothing better to do.
Danny Baker, a smug, fat, pseudo-working class individual. His only job on TV is 'Sitcom Challenge'
by CPFC May 15, 2006
mugGet the Danny Bakermug.

ethan baker

bro ethan baker is such a pogchamp
by cheesywotsit69420 December 5, 2020
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Keirsten Baker

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is kind, sweet, understanding, funny, and loving. She can turn any bad day into a good one just by smiling at you. She always has the cutest outfits, but its her eyes that make her stand out. Light green with brown sometimes. An extremely rare find, their is only one in existence.
That Kevin kid really loves that girl Keirsten Baker
by K<3K March 17, 2013
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