Anita Blake: Ill kill you biatch. Who are you?
Anita Baker: Im your sister you whore now lick my cunny or die!
Anita Baker: Im your sister you whore now lick my cunny or die!
by erumpfanofblakey February 12, 2010

To eat lunch early.
Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.
Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.
Said at 10AM: "I'm starving! Gonna do a baker and have lunch now".
"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"
"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"
by Horse Cock December 16, 2004

An act in which a man engages in at least 13 coital engagements to ejaculation, all within a 24 hour period. Represents high achievement of male sexual stamina, much as a marathon is to a runner or as ballooning around the world is to rich white men.
Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"?
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.
by Maj February 19, 2004

A billy Baker is a term to describe someone who is a complete fuckwit. Billy Baker is a drug fucked retard from Ipswich QLD
by Penis in butt head June 21, 2019

A rotund, ugly, ridiculously loqucaious and talentless Disc Jockey for BBC London Live. His sole pleasure in life appears to be supporting the hooligan football club in Bermondsey, South London, by the name of Millwall. He takes great delight in slagging off Crystal Palace, for which he should be severely reprimanded. However, I do enjoy watching his passable Own Goals and Gaffs video tapes, when I have nothing better to do.
by CPFC May 15, 2006

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is kind, sweet, understanding, funny, and loving. She can turn any bad day into a good one just by smiling at you. She always has the cutest outfits, but its her eyes that make her stand out. Light green with brown sometimes. An extremely rare find, their is only one in existence.
by K<3K March 17, 2013
