zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

zoom poop by secnewt July 26, 2022

Zoom World 

Where technology and home regular-day activities become a part of "regular" working environments.

Zoom Host: "Team, I apologize for the delay. We're waiting on Mr. Doe to unmute his audio. Welcome to Zoom World".

Muted Participants: "Idiots".

Zoom World by Anirok Emme August 3, 2022

Zoom Struck

State of shock that you get when you meet someone for the first time in real life when only interacting with them over Zoom. Similar to being star struck.

Dude! I didn't know you were that tall! I'm zoom struck!

Zoom Struck by anonymous September 20, 2022

Zoom Struck

The state of shock that you get when you meet someone in real life after only spending time with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're so tall! I'm zoom struck.

Zoom Struck by Cyire September 20, 2022

Zoom Struck

The state of shock you get when you meet someone for the first time when only interacting with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're taller than I expected. I'm Zoom Struck

Zoom Struck by Cyire September 20, 2022

Zoom and Shroom 

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

Zoom and Shroom by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Zoom Closet 

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

Zoom Closet by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023