A dumb bitch who will never leave you tf alone, tries to act like a man but is the definition of a pussy.
Zachary is An irrelevant fuck
by Adumbbiitch August 13, 2018
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Zachary is clearly smarter than most people, too Big to hide behind anything. So you always know where to find him! Plays dumb but always a step ahead! Loves his girlfriend enough to make everyone sic is better than U wishes someone would! Loves his friends probably has your back even though your prolly a bitch has a ten yr plan is destined for greatness probably a sociopath is always there when you need him best gamer around had you beat before this ever started, never fails, and is right behind you and ki is Queen 💥🖕
Your best friend is too dumb for zachary
by Diebyfaith June 17, 2019
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I wish I was Zachary
by KindBar March 14, 2017
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Also may become a pedophile as he becomes older.
May have a kickass mother and a father named Paul.
Has little penis (not that we know...)
Also may become a pedophile as he becomes older.
May have a kickass mother and a father named Paul.
Has little penis (not that we know...)
by NKOaaaaaaaaaaakwar February 21, 2010
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