Windows rot is a colloquialism encapsulating the belief that computers using various versions of the Microsoft Windows operating system suffer incremental and inevitable degradation of responsiveness and performance over time.
Windows users complain about having to reinstall their operating system when suffering Windows rot, because they are are unable or unwilling to invest in the time sink of many frivolous tasks necessary to maintain a healthy system.
by k2t0f12d May 3, 2009
Get the Windows rotmug. The length of time you wife/girlfriend is out shopping, getting hair done etc that you have to indulge in a bit of me time.
Right, thats the missus away out for an hour, lets get the porn stash out, i have a good 'Wank Window' to get the deed done
by Niall Reid January 5, 2008
Get the Wank Windowmug. A new version of Windows from Microsoft that looked good in development, and still looks good now. Unfortunately, that's the only improvement. The new Microsoft office that can come with some versions of Vista is terrible and difficult to use. It also oftentimes causes the computer to lag, a lot.
The last flaw I am going to point out (Although this is my majority-supported opinion) is that the security is so up tight that there is hardly anything you can run on Vista without the computer asking for permission to run it, even if it is something from Microsoft. If you want to ask me, stay with Windows XP.
The last flaw I am going to point out (Although this is my majority-supported opinion) is that the security is so up tight that there is hardly anything you can run on Vista without the computer asking for permission to run it, even if it is something from Microsoft. If you want to ask me, stay with Windows XP.
Guy #1: I have good news and bad news.
Guy #2: What's the bad news?
Guy #1: I just got Windows Vista. It lags like crazy.
Guy #2: Sorry about that. So, what's the good news?
Guy #1: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Guy #3: I didn't see THAT coming!
Guy #2: What's the bad news?
Guy #1: I just got Windows Vista. It lags like crazy.
Guy #2: Sorry about that. So, what's the good news?
Guy #1: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Guy #3: I didn't see THAT coming!
by Charles Chilly January 12, 2008
Get the Windows Vistamug. The first time microsoft didn't make an os JUST LIKE the one before it but gave it a different name.
by DA GUY April 14, 2004
Get the windows XPmug. windows 10 except it’s got less functionality it runs worse it has more bugs it steals even more of ur data and it looks like shit.
did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4
did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4
“oh, windows 11? on my new laptop?”
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*
by dight May 4, 2022
Get the windows 11mug. Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.
Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"
Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."
Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."
by TheCuzJim November 18, 2016
Get the Ass Windowmug. The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.
JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.
by Paulley D. July 9, 2012
Get the Window of Craportunitymug.