White boy glow

When your white friend glows in pictures with the slightest of flash

Person 1: “You have white boy glow.”
Person 2: “What the hell? No I don’t.”
Person 1: “You literally look like an angel descending from the heavens”

by shfskfhskfhs August 29, 2023

White-Boy Broke

State of being: Not completely broke but not having as much money as one would like to have.

“Yo you down to go see Pusha T tonight”
“Pretty white-boy broke rn fam”

by Mid Foley May 31, 2022

basic white boy

basic white boy : a white male ( mostly teens ) that plays video games, listen ls to depressing music and states " it sounds good " as well as stating that he's not gonna be a murderer even tho he threw a knife at the door MULTIPLE TIMES and states " i was bored so i did that ". lastly they like boobs

wow look at logan, he's such a basic white boy

by toesy'z toes9 March 12, 2022

white boy syndrome

Tanner Olsen

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.

by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013

Typical White Boy

The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.

Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!

Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?

by Milquetoast August 28, 2023

Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.

Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..

by _BigClock March 4, 2024

Singing White Boy

A white boy that puts on an act to be hood, but he’s not about that life; A white boy who changes his hood act to a regular personality in different predicaments

Harper: “Hey Gabby, do you like connor?”
Gabby: “No… He’s a Singing White Boy.”

by pandalover222 September 19, 2025