Waltism

A culture, typically defined/noted as the practice of walrus fighting, ralalarrrarar'ing, dipping tusks in blood, and wearing high socks as the culture's clothing. Waltism evolves from monkeyism, as a walrus is superior to a monkey. The culture also recognizes women as needing to stay in the kitchen the minute they learn to cook, and never coming out of the kitchen. The culture also looks down upon bulldog women, as bulldog women are considered large disgraces to all of Earth.

The United Walrus Fighting Championship (UWFC) practiced Waltism, as it promoted walrus fighting and bloody tusks.

by WalrusKing96 December 3, 2010

Warish

Warish (war-ish) adj. Being completely exhausted from work or partying that you feel as though a war has taken place inside your body. It comes from the word 'war'.

Tim: "Hey, did you manage to pull off that all-nighter?"

Daniel: "Yeah, but now I feel so warish!"

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Carmen: "Wow, I feel so warish this morning!"

Bella: "I know, we shouldn't have had those last two tequillas."

by AdMad89 October 27, 2011

walrus slap

Flat-palm slapping a woman's wet vagina. The hand resembles a walrus "flipper" and the wet slap will remind one of the sound of waves crashing.

"Here comes the walrus slap!"
"Wait what--"
(squelsh)

by Twist of Lemon February 18, 2013

Walrus

The person with a wet mouth that passes the blunt with a moist tip

*gets blunt*
"Ay! Who was the walrus who got the blunt all clammy man!"

by Ayo December 30, 2014

Walrus

To steal rushing touchdowns in football, usually associated with Goal line backs.

A)LenDale White rushed for 10 yards on 9 carries, Walrusing two touchdowns from Chris Johnson.

B)Tim Tebow sets up to pass, fakes, and takes off Walrusing his way for a touchdown

by TABHerek January 8, 2009

Blind Walrus

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).

I really pulled a blind walrus last night

by Ledroe December 22, 2008

Sneaky Walrus

Partaking in the act of sneakiness or deception like a Walrus that is too sneaky to be found.

"Dude, I pulled a sneaky walrus on that couger last night. "
"Really, what did you do?"

"I whipped out my dick without her noticing."
"Dude..."

by lSwarm December 13, 2009