1. The Band wagon of the "cougar" fad by which popular culture has glamorized what was once the shameful and desperate act of resorting to older women for sex.
2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind
2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind
1. "Wow, three years ago you thought I was sick for being into jessie who was only 30 when i was 20, now you're dating lisa who's twice your age! Way to jump on the Cougar Wagon!"
2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"
2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"
by blagwell October 28, 2009
Get the Cougar Wagonmug. A Modified bus, car, MPV or similar that has the capacity to safely carry retards (Known as Spackers).
by Mitto March 30, 2009
Get the Spack Wagonmug. An emergency ambulance, paramedic vehicle, or other medical assistance vehicle. Especially applicable when said vehicle has flashing lights on and sirens sounding. The passing of a Blood Wagon in full cry is usually very bad news for someone.
"Shit, I got blue flashing lights on my tail !"
"Chill out, it's just a blood wagon".
"Sorry I'm late - there was a crash on the way here, must have been nasty 'cos there were a couple of blood wagons there."
"Chill out, it's just a blood wagon".
"Sorry I'm late - there was a crash on the way here, must have been nasty 'cos there were a couple of blood wagons there."
by eighthofseven November 8, 2007
Get the blood wagonmug. A peice of crap car done up to look like a nice car
Usually a honda etc with a spoiler,graphics,rims,tailfins,tinted windows,a loud sound system and the works commonly rode in by guidos and wiggers
Usually a honda etc with a spoiler,graphics,rims,tailfins,tinted windows,a loud sound system and the works commonly rode in by guidos and wiggers
by ModRock123 May 1, 2006
Get the hoopty-wagonmug. A mobility scooter, or electric wheelchair being used by an obese person for no reason other than that they are wretchedly and disgustingly overweight and terrified of physical activity.
Person A: DAAAAMN...get a load of that fatty rolling along in the meat wagon! She had the nastiest of bodies and was even eating a fried turkey leg!
Person B: Yes, I nearly threw up at the sight of that fatty in the meat wagon. She ought to be walking for exercise and not riding that mobility scooter.
Person B: Yes, I nearly threw up at the sight of that fatty in the meat wagon. She ought to be walking for exercise and not riding that mobility scooter.
by Les Miller October 13, 2007
Get the meat wagonmug. a wagon that gladly takes aboard cock / cocks. This insult has two levels, the first being that they are associated with cocks, whilst the second implies that they take on cocks regularly and the choice of wagon is perhaps the worst possible vehicle to apply deepening the insult further.
Man1: I would begg it off of anyone, I would even begg it to a cock
Man2: Get away from me you cock wagon
Man2: Get away from me you cock wagon
by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
Get the cock wagonmug. 1)some pretentios bastard that just makes your life hell. a reall asshole that totally tries to encroach on your universe. an anal , lying, queer puff, dick head.
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching
by jj January 21, 2005
Get the croach wagonmug.