digital vikings

Sercret service of free money in GTA:O

The Digital Vikings are the best money dropper

by myanusishard August 29, 2017

Viking Burial

Having sex with someone in a car you are about to sell.

Person 1: yo I hear you’re selling your ride?

Person 2: yeah it’s pretty sad but I gave it a Viking burial.

Person 1: Niceeee

by LOlItSTrUe June 12, 2020

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022

The Smokey Viking

The smokey viking, Is a sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen. then ride one another bareback.

Oh gross their doing the smokey viking in the pig pen.

by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021

djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Viking Mace

When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it

I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.

by RawlinsAchademy April 19, 2018

Viking-shame

To shame people who have been vikinized (i.e. people who suffer from viking fever)

Woman 1: I really like this guy, he has these viking vibes!
Woman 2: Really!! But vikings were brutal and backwards. Why would you like that?!

Woman 1: Well the viking look is very sexy! Don't viking-shame me!

by Uncomfortable viking October 28, 2022