by Vagtastic8765 April 02, 2011
(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease
Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!
by Austin Pealy March 05, 2011
Also known as Swamp Vagina. Swamp Vag occurs when the female genitalia is of an unpleasant and quite robust odor. This odor, one of immense power, can cause individuals to clear rooms without prior notice.
"Oh man this workout was crazy, I think I have swamp vag!" "Do you smell that swamp vag right now, disgusting!"
by K.D. Smiff October 31, 2015
When your old ass girlfriend's elbow looks like vagina lips, or when your young ass girlfriend squeezes her elbow skin to look like vagina lips.
by PlateLunch August 26, 2012
L-VAG is an Acronym for an organization of people. L-VAG stands for "League of Very Awesome Gentlemen". In order to become a part of this organization, you first have to be awesome. Second, you have to be very awesome, you can't be just awesome because it would mean you weren't very awesome, so you have to be 'Awesome' and 'Very Awesome'. Third requirement for being a part of L-VAG is that you must be a gentlemen.
A Fuzzy Banana: To be a part of 'L-VAG' you must answer the call of any female in distress, no matter the circumstances.
Subordinates: RAH! L-V.A.G., the place of real men!
Subordinates: RAH! L-V.A.G., the place of real men!
by A Fuzzy Banana August 01, 2009
by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008
Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.
He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...
by Hpodity March 11, 2010