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pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
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Wake up your idea

A slang from Singapore which means to stay focus/think straight

Commonly used by army commanders in the SAF
Sergeant: Eh recruit you better wake up your idea
Recruit: Yes sergeant...
by judaswept April 7, 2025
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I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass
I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024
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pick up your stars in the dust

an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.
if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.
by Sexydimma November 30, 2016
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Up your mouth

A very deep insult in my country. Meaning to eat yourself from the inside.
Person 1: You suck
Person 2: Up your mouth
Person 1: That hurt
by poopyed November 6, 2019
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