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Tristan

A guy who is so ratchet that he is the definition of ratchet. They usually have a really short span of attention. They can be a good friend, but only when they want to be. Teachers see them as innocent, but to their friends... NO.
Person 1: Wow, you are Tristan.
Person 2: I don't think anyone can be as Tristan as Tristan Lewis.
Person 1: TRUE....
Tristan Lewis: Thanks guys for giving me so much credit. I love being my ghetto, ratchet self.
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Tristan dixon

by Expensive Milk November 4, 2021
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tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequentYour Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.
Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky
by joIJD December 11, 2018
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Tristan

The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion
Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say
by FPLM November 20, 2021
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TRISTAN

Tristan is a mf who loves edging so God damn much he never stops edging
Hey you see tristan?
Yea he's edging rn
by Tangerineeee November 20, 2023
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tristan

yo that guy had a dick the size of a tristan!!!
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Tristan

Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 7, 2023
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