Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD
by Tommyc November 13, 2021
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Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.
I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
by tumblebeerumble April 02, 2022
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Frog-toad loophole

When you’re not on the same page with someone
by Frog-toad August 29, 2022
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Slippery toad

When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020
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toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.
"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"
by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018
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Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.
Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"
by Ringo0713 July 06, 2021
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toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword
Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?
by Jalopy December 23, 2022
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