Taint balls

Anal sex when the guys balls slap up against her taint and his taint.

Rick: Dude, I had such taint balls after giving Susie anal.

by Zipola August 11, 2018

Twiddly Taint

when the taint has so much curly pubic hair it looks like an afro, commonly seen on African American males.

Bro did you see Jared butt-naked at the party last night? He has a massive cock!
All I could see was that Colin Kaepernick lookin twiddly taint, that man needs a shave!

by Le Laguna May 12, 2019

Taint jockey

A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.

He's always Brown nosing. He's such a taint jockey

by Hydsuperstars January 5, 2018

speckled taint

when you shave your taint and it leaves pimples or any other rash making it look speckled

aww dude i think i was shaving last night and i got a case of speckled taint

by jeff tow March 17, 2021

taint dial

when shitting in a public restroom, one may be afraid to rest your phone on a strange surface. the only other option is to rest it in your underwear as a safety net. depending on how the long the wipe takes, one may forget to remove the phone. once the pants are pulled up and snug, you may dial the phone with your taint

Damien: "i was on the toilet so long the other night, i forgot i rested a mean game of angry birds on my drawers. wouldn't you know when all was said and done, i taint dialed my mom. plus, the phone smelled like burnt tacos for a week."

butt dial
pocket dial

by luvitwenucallmebigpasta July 17, 2012

tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.

Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.

by Caible October 10, 2013

Thumb taint

The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.

Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.

by FerneemeryRULES! October 15, 2013