thatchers

Lady Balls - as defined by Stephen Colbert on 'The Colbert Report'

On Rep. Katharine Harris:

"Harris is spending 10 million dollars of her personal savings to run for the senate while she's under scrutiny for receiving 32 thousand dollars from the same defense contractor who bribed Duke Cunningham. That takes balls. Lady balls. Thatchers."

by JonV May 11, 2006

Teacher

Usually caring and inspirational in elementary school.
Teachers in middle school and beyond are souless bastards sent by Satan.

Most teachers are ignorant and/or hate children. Makes you wonder why they picked

I don't care that you have a break! The day we come back from holiday vacation we have a quiz.

Why?

Because I'm the teacher and I said so.

by BlackPowderMinusTheD January 4, 2010

teacherbitch

The way a student will describe a teacher if she is a bitch

you:"Damn Mrs.Female is a teacherbitch"
joel:"yeah i know right"

by Jerrycans April 22, 2016

home theater

The multichannel audio equipment in the home which is used in conjuction with video to present a theater or live concert-like experience in the home.

He has a huge big screen with a killer home theater sound system.

by CindyB September 4, 2005

Sport Teacher

People who take apparent pleasure in causing humiliation and torture to children. They also despise their pupils, unless they are the next sporting prodigy.

My sport teacher said I had to keep shooting at this basketball net until the ball went in. I sat there, my team getting more and more anrgy and taking the mick out of me, trying to get the stupid ball to go in, until my teacher, with an exasperated sigh said I could sit down. Most humiliating event of my life. Just because I'm not very good at it, no matter how hard I try, they still hate me for it. In other subjects, teachers help the dumb kids. Oh no, not in PE.

by Emily Y. February 21, 2007

Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

teacheritis

Disease found in teachers who have to deal with students suffering from senioritis. Symptoms are similar to those of the sudents yet affecting test grading, staff meetings attendance, etc.

Diego: Dude did Mr. Smith come today?
Seb: Nah man. All his classes today were with seniors so he succumbed to teacheritis.

by Seb R. February 23, 2008