chopped & screwed

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

by agentlovelette September 14, 2008

screw the gooch

To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.

"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."

I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."

"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"

by Ushtenhouser January 11, 2008

dude-screwed

When one dude does something to screw over another dude; this often involves breaking Man Laws or particularly one of the following cardinal rule, golden rule, friend rule, six month rule, Three Month Rule, Friend Code, etc.

"Dude...Lucas just dude-screwed me...I had one last beer and he drank it!"

"Dude...I heard Jeremy's dating your ex-gf...he broke a man law...you got dude-screwed."

by bpbpbpbp August 2, 2009

screw the pooch

When management of a venture-backed company miss their numbers.

Molly Ashby always loved the opportunity to tell her fellow board members that management screwed the pooch last quarter; Brian Watson creamed his pants when she said that.

by madmark65 July 24, 2004

chew and screw

To go down on a female and follow up by having sex.

I gave her the old chew and screw yesterday, now her vag is looser than gay guys with a bottle of milk of magnesia.

by nick1122 June 3, 2007

Screw Scratch

Bruise like mark hicky placed on ones neck during heavy petting foreplay.

It's assumed that when one is wearing a screw scratch, sex was somehow involved.

by Kellie Bellie July 20, 2008

Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009