White popsicle

A white girl who is always extremely cold and always touches you with her white girl freezing hands

Stop touching me your white popsicle.

by --B October 8, 2017

popsicle factory

Another name for a place that the mentally challenged are housed.

Joe: Hey Bill, have you seen Lucas?
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."

by LXI483 January 30, 2023

The Hungarian Popsicle

Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!

Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”

István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”

Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”

by Keeper_of_the_Realm01 August 16, 2022

Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.

We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.

by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.

Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"

by TheDarbster July 20, 2022

forbidden popsicle

When firing a belt fed machine gun equipped with a suppressor, holding down the trigger and firing the machine gun long enough to make the suppressor glow orange or red hot. (Looks like an orange or red popsicle) Can result in catastrophic failure of the suppressor and should only be done in controlled environments or extreme situations. It's otherwise forbidden to do in most military applications.

I know I wasn't supposed to... but I couldn't resist giving that LMG the forbidden popsicle!

by honeymead December 19, 2022