local league

A hockey league occupied by untalented players with low skill and talent just looking to play for fun.
He's not very good at hockey he must play local league.
by Dr. Stenderson March 29, 2015
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local ordnance

A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.
Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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local mix

a flop girl group that can’t chart outside of the UK, fifth harmony’s inferiors
« have you heard that new little mix song? »
« I didn’t even know they released something, local mix are unknown here after all »
by 5Hqueens November 06, 2022
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local nobody

A "local nobody" is an individual who has little recognition or influence, and may be viewed as insignificant by those outside their immediate community or social circle. The term can also be used negatively to diminish someone's perceived importance.
Look at all those local nobody's in those facebook comments..... thinking their opinion matters.....
by Local Nobody March 05, 2023
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Lana Local

A Lana local is a person who thinks that they are a stan for Lana Del Rey but only listens to her most popular songs.
That girl is such a Lana Local, she only listens to Summertime Sadness and Video Games
by LanaDelReyBtd October 11, 2023
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WHEN SONIC COSPLAYERS START GANGBANGING AT YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS
jim: BRO DID YOU SEE THE SONIC GANGBANG IN YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS
bob: YEAH
by I LOVE SONIC CD July 05, 2024
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Object Localization

Object Localization is the concept of an object escaping hyperspace to become physicalized. This phenomenon occurs when an entity/object's death boolean is set to 1 or true. It can also occur if an entity/object brute-forces outside of hyperspace and converts into an electron on exit.
Alexandra: Right... So what the fuck just happened?
Bob: It's simple, the chair entered the null class of trans-hyperspacial leveling and experienced object localization.
Alexandra: That doesn't answer my question.
by olek0 January 25, 2023
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