Mrs Lad

When you stab someone with a semi colon whilst they are being hit by an English book then afterwards rape them with an inflatable baseball bat.

That bitch ass white boy didn't do his homework, better give him a Mrs Lad!!

by Dave Peggit June 23, 2014

Spotty Lad

An english lad with spots, known to wear fishing caps and bother Phil Collins for autographs

Not many girls came to see the show, just a bunch of Spotty Lads in fishing caps asking for my autograph

by Spotty Lad #33 February 6, 2018

Corsa lad

Someone who things there popular but drives a pimped up shoebox and hangs out with underage girls

What's wrong with Jeff?
He is a corsa lad

by Lord kaboom December 17, 2019

Night in with the lads

Metaphor for staying in on your own and beating one off.

"lads" refers to your balls.

Laurence: Mate are you coming out tonight to the pub?

Pat: Naa bud, I'm having a "night in with the lads".

by samstorm88 May 5, 2007

Gym Lad

Lewis Morrissy

Who is a gym lad?
"Lewis Morrissy"

by Stelio July 12, 2017

shockley lad

n.refering to an inhabitant of virginia, extremly reclusive, he has an annoying sister, ussualy has somthing weird to say, no shame

did u see what shockley lad just did?

yes, but wat did u expect?

by dr jamison December 22, 2007

Lads Holiday

Where a group of boys (the lads) go on holiday together where they get up to debaucheries most notably cheating on their girlfriends/wives for fun abroad.

*To bestmate* "Liam is going on a lads holiday next week I don't think I can cope"
Them: "nah babe its alright I'm sure he won't cheat"
Her: "no but that's what all lads do on a lads holiday"

by Noellia August 1, 2021