angler-management issues

Describes what a short-fused game-warden possesses when dealing with fishermen.

As an employee of da Department of Natural Resources, da perpetually-hotheaded Bob Stuyvesant would likely have major "angler-management issues", both in his manner while fumingly waiting for said stream-bases sportsmen to hunt through their backpacks to locate their paperwork, and bawlingly lamenting about "da one dat got away" --- i.e., da occasional rod-and-reel wielder who managed to slither off before da overzealous-and-obsessively-by-da-book Bob could have a chance to check his catch or ask to see his license.

by QuacksO August 9, 2025

Granddaddy Issues

Daddy issues but with your grandpa

My grandpa isn’t in my life, I have granddaddy issues

by Queen Alexandria December 26, 2023

Legit Skill Issue

One's ability to dominate your opponent in a skill based ranked multiplayer game, yet both the players started around same time since the release of the game.

I killed that sniper, legit skill issue!

by Talk_to_gamer January 4, 2024

issues

issues could be described as dana or daneh, known for looking like popeyes kid / pufferfish / weird hamster / weird messed up chihuahua. i could go on but the list will never end. she currently looks like farquad from shrek but the aliexpress version so we call her fartquad

poor emily has a lot of issues in her life

by crabsicle May 10, 2023

Molinda issues

Health condition involving ruptured breast tissue that urgently needs to be lifted and pain stakingly revved back up. It’s a condition that affects older women. Check back for more soon as it is a very new condition only came up in 2021.

“ Oh no, She’s got the Molinda issues”
“ Watch our, we got a molinda crisis here”

by MoleKaren May 18, 2022

Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.

This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.

by Deranged Don November 2, 2025

Matriarchal Issues

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.

Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.

by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023