by jmzizzle November 6, 2011
Get the American Burrito mug.Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
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Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.
by generic003 August 6, 2022
Get the American Flashbang mug.If you mess with america, me an' Jim Bob and the boys are gonna get some guns together and put a boot in your ass, it's the american way!
by deadfan89 August 18, 2021
Get the the american way mug.These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)
by CypressBill June 11, 2023
Get the Mayonnaise American mug.Having the illusion of a democratic choice between two candidates who are in reality working for the same party.
Accompanied by much media attention to dazzle and distract halfwits from the reality of their situation.
Accompanied by much media attention to dazzle and distract halfwits from the reality of their situation.
by PetePabs April 19, 2014
Get the american democracy mug.A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.
by R2E February 29, 2008
Get the American Idol mug.American accents includes a huge variety that differs from state to state, even from borough to borough in nyc. It is not superior or inferior to any other English accents, and is just as beautiful as any other accents. Not all Americans sounds like hicks, and there's nothing wrong with sounding like a hick either.
by Ethanofnyc January 7, 2007
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