Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.
We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!
by MELKA August 16, 2010
Get the Uncle Johnmug. The act of farting in someone's drink. Usually wait for a friend to get up and go to the bathroom, leaving their drink at the bar for an assortment of pranks. It's pretty simple, just wait for them to leave and fart in their drink. It's called pulling an Uncle Bobby, because it's such an asshole thing to do.
Jerry's going potty. Quick, somebody hand me his drink, I'm going to pull an Uncle Bobby and I've got a nice hot eggy one.
by Bearsuit May 12, 2008
Get the Uncle Bobbymug. by Prickolio September 11, 2003
Get the Uncle O'Grimaceymug. An old man who over-reacts to someone who asks him to stop speaking loudly into his cellphone. Usually while on some form of public transportation.
by Ian S... May 30, 2006
Get the bus unclemug. by Andrew Zhou Alex Pehling Jesse Reinke February 16, 2008
Get the uncle woodymug. Jack and Jill go to a party together. Jack wishes to leave with Jill due to an awkward encounter with a transvestite at the party.
Jack says to Jill: Jill I am going to give you an Uncle Louie.
Jack says to Jill: Jill I am going to give you an Uncle Louie.
by Stu846 September 17, 2007
Get the An Uncle Louiemug. everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world
by gayfawkes April 13, 2015
Get the Facebook Unclemug.