a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
Get the Slothmug. A society of the the most dankest sloths in the world, most Sloth Nation members are straight sloth royalty.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
Get the Sloth Nationmug. by Tylerabomination February 21, 2022
Get the Slothedmug. 
He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.
by daveuk123 May 30, 2018
Get the human slothmug. Named after the animal. When a person is very slow. A Sloth will keep smiling while doing his work and keeps calm, even when people are yelling at him/her. Most Sloths aren't thicc and have long arms where they can pick objects from almost unreachable places.
Dude: Damn look at that Sloth
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!
by Thicc sloth January 23, 2018
Get the slothmug. 1.) A goth or greb that flirts a lot or isn't a virgin (under 16)
2.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also wearing slutty clothing
3.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also acting like a slut
2.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also wearing slutty clothing
3.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also acting like a slut
by Donna-Nathalie December 9, 2008
Get the Slothmug.