Eggs and dandy

A cross between "fine and dandy" and "sure as eggs", to show that you are indeed fine and are sure about it.

Harry: "Yo yo, how have things been?"
Michael: "Oh yeah, things have been eggs and dandy"

by CaptainNeon1 October 2, 2016

egg punk

A stupid term that makes no god damn sense.

"Hey bro, are you a chain punk or an egg punk?"
"That makes no god damn sense. Shut the fuck up."

by sewerxxchewer July 20, 2018

Rooster Eggs

Semen

Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”

by Chef Big George May 23, 2020

Soft Eggs

A saggy set of old man testicles that are shrunken and unable to produce semen.

Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

Egg Surprise

A bagel toasted with a microwaved egg in the middle, and then cheese melted on the egg. You can also add salt and pepper.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.

For breakfast today I had an egg surprise.

by Drew Banner January 4, 2009

Crack the Egg

To grind weed, and/or open the grinder so that the grinded kush falls into the joint, similar to an egg being cracked over a bowl to make an omelette.

Guy 1: "I'm rolling a joint, crack the egg mate".

Guy 2: "The grinder is stuck, the egg won't crack"

by Corklad9 August 11, 2018

sweet eggs

a phrase used as an expression of happiness

Person A:You just won a free taco!
Person B: Sweet Eggs!!!!

by bryan g August 18, 2006