Virginia Tech

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....

by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

Tech Army

A superior faction of technological 1337's from John Fraser Secondary School in Mississauga Ontario. They still to this day continue to grow and pwn the tech world

"The tech army just pwned the lighting computer"

by Rexxar pwnage December 14, 2008

Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.

Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.

by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023

Tech Lagger

A person whose tech savyness is behind the rest of societies.

My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?

Or

My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.

by ErikD January 23, 2010

Eastern Tech

(magnets that use computers)
IMP - make art on computers
IT - hack computers using digital computers on computers
and engineering..... they draw circles on computers

u just don't use Eastern Tech magnets that use computers in a sentence

by Anders the boss May 23, 2019

Crown Tech

A small technology Discord server community providing programming support. A safe and active community with helpful staff.

Person 1: "I need programming support for my Discord bot."
Person 2: "Go to Crown Tech. They have the best support".
Person 1: "Ok."

10 Minutes Later...
Person 1: "Wow they were really helpful."
Person 2: "Yeah. I know right"

by Archreus#4200 January 4, 2021