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Tongue Erection

The tingling sensation you get in anticipation before eating something sour (generally associated with sour candy).
Right before I ate that sour patch kid, my tongue got all tingly in anticipation; I had a really big tongue erection.
by Eitamic April 20, 2010
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Tongue Tornado

Same as the tongue twister, but with a more catchy name.
Torrrnaaaadoooooo!
by TittayMaster June 15, 2003
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tongue slut

some one who tongue kisses a lot or some one who eats some one out a lot
Ashley is such a tongue slut when it comes to kissing,but not as much as i am when it comes to her vagina
mugGet the tongue slutmug.

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010
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Loko Tongue

When your tongue turns a bright ridiculous color after drinking four loko.
I went home drunk last night and I didn't think my parents would notice, but as soon as I started talking they saw my loko tongue.
by A_coon February 24, 2011
mugGet the Loko Tonguemug.

Tweaker Tongue

"Tweaker Tongue," or "Tweeker Tongue" is a more informal (hilarious) way to refer to the well known Adderall Tongue, and is also related, but not equal, to "Meth Mouth."

Symptoms (most common to least): dry mouth, bad breath, a white film on tongue (due to bacterial overgrowth,) chapped lips, and sores on your tongue (sores will usually only occur if you suck on your tongue and are severely dehydrated, if you are neither of those, go see a doctor.) This is less severe than Meth Mouth because Tweaker Tongue does NOT include rotting teeth, stained teeth, cracked teeth, swollen and/or bleeding gums, sores on lips and throat, or loss of oral sensation and pain.

Fixes (most important to least): brush your teeth (seriously, you'll smell like you ate shit,) floss, scrape your tongue or at least brush your tongue, swish and gargle with a high pH mouthwash, take frequent sips of water, use saliva substitutes, and chew sugar free gum. Note that these usually only reduce symptoms, and may not fully cure Tweaker Tongue. Don't neglect your hygiene, unless you want to suffer from Meth Mouth.

Also, this may happen to abusers AND non-abusers (i.e. those with ADHD, narcolepsy, obesity, etc., taking the prescribed dosage of their medication.)
friend 1 - "that was fast, did something happen?"
friend 2 - "was going ok at first, but when he opened his mouth and got closer I knew... he tried to suck my dick with his tweaker tongue!"
friend 1 - "mmm... right. would've been shitbreath and sandpaper."
by amethysts blue drawers May 21, 2023
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helicopter tongue

When he/she are taking part in a French kiss and she/he spins their tongue around like a flushed bog bowl, leaving a mess of bodily slurry around the face.
A. Oi mate my GF just helicopter tongued me
B. What was it like?
A. Mate I think I now have AIDS
by Sukkawillymmmmmmm October 11, 2016
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