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The Tiger Talk

Prenuptial pep-talk given by the female partner in a relationship; detailing the dark consequences which will immediately follow any instance of infidelity on the male's part.
"Uh, so Jen and I were out having some Indian last night, when she laid The Tiger Talk right on me"

"Wow! Really?"

"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"

"Dude.. ouch!"
by subversive_bear December 12, 2009
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Jacksboro Tiger

A football team from Jacksboro, Texas; Legend says that anyone on the team has a large dick
by BigMexicanChorizo August 29, 2019
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Tiger talk

When a girlfriend decides to talk about relationship issues, such as late night conversations on the phone with unknown people, asking about certain expenses, and so on. Usually a conversationg guys tend to stay away from
Jonh come here right now, and tell me who this juliette lady you've been talking to is. I want to Tiger talk right away!

shit.
by Cocolaboy December 14, 2009
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Tiger Woods

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"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013
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Tiger Math

Brain-unfriendly math questions that have been commissioned by superstitious owners of tuition centers in Singapore—who were unprovenly advised by feng shui masters or charlatans—to freelance writers, as the bosses believe that posing these word problems to their students or tutees would bring them good luck and prosperity in the Lunar Year of the Tiger.
It’s as if traditional Singapore math questions aren’t tough enough for students and their kiasu parents, but now with tuition or enrichment centers terrorizing their students with tiger math toughies in the name of superstition, the Year of the Tiger looks like another mathematical nightmare to those who are already suffering from math anxiety.
by Fasters January 22, 2022
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Vagina Tiger

I’m sorry sweetie we can’t have sex tonight. I got bit by the vagina tiger.
by Twisted Llama April 27, 2019
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