load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

Road Hash

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it resembles hash browns covered in ketchup; Also a woman's genitalia that has been extremely over used.

Just the thought of eating that road hash makes me sick to my stomach!

by thecougar727 May 20, 2011

The Wax Road

1. Rock'n'Roll music group from Republic of Moldova; 2. A road from Dreamland where people are throwing their ear wax on.

1. I use to listen to The Wax Road's music.
2. I put my ear wax on THE WAX ROAD.

by Hmm.zzz May 6, 2020

road cock

When your cock gets, like, shrivelled when you're in a road trip or driving for a while y'know?

- William

"Yeah bro, I'm gonna get hella road cock when I go up to the Gold Coast."
- Khan

by notconga January 13, 2022

Road Runner

You Run The Road, You Chase Paper That’s The Oniy Thing That’s On Your Mind

That Boy Poppa A Real Road Runner

by H44d shii😈🦍 April 24, 2022

Road sign

When you aggressively steal a road sign and use it to fuck your mom until she screams then use it on your whole family until they scream or cum and then jerk off onto it and then impregnate your sister with the road sign

Person 1: i did a road sign to my family
Person 2: Same

by Vexk April 12, 2022

shingle road

A term used by people in New Zealand to describe a non-asphalt road used surfaced with crushed stone and considered a secondary road. Paul, Orangeville Ontario

Once you leave the main road it continues for several kilometres on a shingle road.

by PKinCanada December 30, 2017