Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.

I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

sage

someone who typically can NOT hold dares, especially when it comes to profile pictures.

person 1: "hey, truth or dare"
person 2: "dare"
person 1: "I dare you to have a zero two pfp for two weeks"
person 2: "NOOOOOO ONLY ONE HOUR"
person 1: "come on, don't be a sage."

by vivvers August 4, 2021

Sage time

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.

Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time

by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022

Sage Queen Alice

Whereas most classical savants are found to be male, Sage Queen Alice is a female goddess. This sacred ancient Chinese Cleopatra is the overlord of all living creatures, nay: Her Majesty omnisciently commands all being, including the deficient borders of this humble macrocosm.

No approach could potentially illustrate Thine divine eminent omnipotence, Sage Queen Alice.

by Despapito November 21, 2021

Sage

Is most definitely a dog person. Sages don't care about what they wear, but it's ok. Sage is the kind who loves martial arts and horseback riding.

Woah! She loves dogs! She is a Sage!

by wrkjfwle September 22, 2021

Sage-roll

When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.

I'm gonna Sage-roll you so hard, your gonna have a hard time seeing through your third eye -Chad

by Demon duuuuddddeeee April 23, 2020

Sage

A person who typically says publicly they’re a good person but when you talk to them alone they become the most racist, fatphobic piece of shit you’ll ever meet

Sage: Yeah I support Indian people *mocks them*

Also Sage:

Don’t say pizza pizza that’s racist!

by Lsjsjxjx April 29, 2023