Dickhead Eggs

Scrambled eggs you make in the microwave.

I got the munchies and Im baked, but I know I can make some dickhead eggs.

by Mustadio83 January 10, 2021

dickhead

a person who has the shape of a male reproductive system

a dickhead in that area

by jojo_siwa January 20, 2021

Dickhead McGee

The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina.

Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.

Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake

Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina

Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone

“Hey Craig from deli remember when we performed that Dickhead McGee on that spanish cougar”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”

by Danny Double DD January 24, 2021

douchebag-dickhead

when someone can't handle anything and acts out at any moment possible

jay jay is a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay always acts like a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay can't handle life cuz he is a douchebag-dickhead

by sav mor fuckin adams January 27, 2021

Dickhead

A dickhead is someone who does not have a fucking life and keeps annoying you.

Rovan is a right dickhead

by BigWilly426 February 4, 2021

Dickheadity

Activity or activities that highlight a person as an utter dickhead.

She was a moron, frequently engaging in dickheadity.

by Grandpa G July 12, 2011

Bare Dickhead

Plain stupid or idiotic.

Nah, that's Bare Dickhead.

Your Bare Dickhead.

Josh says "Oh my gosh ! Are you guy's Smoking CANNABIS !?"

Grant says "BARE DICKHEAD" and momentarily "creases"

by jmsallamamalala October 18, 2011