california crabwalk

When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.

My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.

by kortmann May 20, 2007

Little California

Austin, Texas. They aren't really Texans. They basically are Californians.

I went to little California.

by n.swoop July 11, 2020

california dungeons

California dungeons is what the “dysfunctional bastards” from the Ronald Reagan era called there hood and if you were caught lurking around there your are “trapped in the dungeon”

Jarald: yo niggas gather in.
Group: aight

Jarald: remember this is our California dungeon we must be regulators at all time.
All: CALIFORNIA DUNGEONS!!!

by I’m just a nigga December 17, 2017

california kickstand

A Kentucky kickstand but add avocado.

I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

California Rockafeller

When A man receives oral sex from a woman while she has pop rocks in her mouth.

Can be given on a toilet, but the name does not change.

John- "Hey dude! Jenna sat me down on the can and gave me a California Rockafeller last period!

Mike- "Right on dude!"

by ROR March 31, 2012

California cupcake

when a girl/guy is blowing you and right before you cum they put there nostril on your weinar hole and snort out the cum

dude this girl gave me such an awesome bj yesterday and finished with a California cupcake

by BlackHoleSlam October 29, 2011

California Cruiser

Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).

Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"

Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."

Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."

Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"

by juanvaldez213 May 19, 2010