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Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.
"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"
by grimeysox September 30, 2022
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Zara bond

“Omg is that zara bond, hold me I’m gonna faint she’s too hot.”
by Hot dog gulper October 30, 2021
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Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children
Mr. Bond is so creepy yall
by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018
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lilly bond

a complete shit head that all her friends think she's on crack, and is a big fat bitch and are extremely annoying, lilly bonds hate everyone at first but then if they like them they will be a dick head to them and then she says they are best friends lilly bond is a big fat crackhead who is a twig but say shes says she has an ass and is fat when shes flat all her friends think she is a poo
by fat fuckin pig February 19, 2020
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Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.
Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond
by TheFrance October 12, 2022
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Word is bond

I aint gon lie b ion got my license word is bond

im having a diddy party later son theres gonna be decks and bawls everywhere son word is bond
by slyxrs July 1, 2024
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bond fighting

two girls (related or non-related) who bitch @ each other for no reason then act like nothing had happen
by BestBitch4Life September 20, 2011
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