American Flashbang

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.

I will American Flashbang you tonight.

by generic003 August 6, 2022

american doritos

The act of forcefully shoving a dorito in the internal rectum of your mate of chose while smearing the nipple with nacho cheese

Janay was looking might hit in the summertime dress so I'm gonna hit her up with that American Doritos it's gonna get nasty

by Shakiyah da goat September 25, 2017

American Wintersun

A rather hilarious nickname for the Metal band "Æther Realm" which refers to them being essentially an Americanized version of the Finnish band "Wintersun".

"Did you listen to that band yet?"

"You mean American Wintersun?"

"Yeah, lol, they're fucking fantastic!"

by BOMBOSA June 12, 2018

the american way

To put a boot in your ass.

If you mess with america, me an' Jim Bob and the boys are gonna get some guns together and put a boot in your ass, it's the american way!

by deadfan89 August 18, 2021

american democracy

Having the illusion of a democratic choice between two candidates who are in reality working for the same party.

Accompanied by much media attention to dazzle and distract halfwits from the reality of their situation.

Today's American Democracy would make George Washington cry and Hitler blush with envy.

by PetePabs April 19, 2014

American Idol

A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.

I don't watch American Idol because I appreciate real music.

by R2E February 29, 2008

American accent

American accents includes a huge variety that differs from state to state, even from borough to borough in nyc. It is not superior or inferior to any other English accents, and is just as beautiful as any other accents. Not all Americans sounds like hicks, and there's nothing wrong with sounding like a hick either.

American accent is colorful. Celebrate diversity!

by Ethanofnyc January 7, 2007