Thanos

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.

Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH

by Suite-Pee April 28, 2021

Thanos

A middle-aged dad trying to save the world with his rock collection and his kid with down syndrome and one with autism and his fork, and a smurf fan Wanna-Be cyborg as his daughter.

Your dad is such a Thanos, Bro

by Conner j r April 03, 2024

Thanos

A big prune teleporting in space in need of his 6 special stones.
Has a rock fettish

Thanos likes em rocks ;)

by TheUrbanMeaning;) May 04, 2019

Thanos

a living purple dildo

Look its thanos, the dildo man

by Hackerman22 May 17, 2019

Thanos

Sexy Purple porn star who likes to farm and decimate the universe in his spare time

i want to eat thanos' bumhole and take it back with the time stone

by Thanos +shrek offical webpage May 13, 2019

Thanos

An angry grape with an octuple butt chin who needs some shiny rocks for his gold mitten.

Thanos is fat and furious.

by ZeldaFan643 July 04, 2019

Thanos

Snap snap

Thanos

by Stevan January 10, 2020