It is disorder where a patient is going through such a hard time in life where it simulates getting fisted all the way up the rectum. Said illness can be diagnosed by checking the stool for a small portable timepiece, worn on the wrist like a Swatch watch. The only known cure for Swatchpooria is orally administering large amounts of beer, booze or wine.
Oh my god that Dynamics II exam was hell! I have to go home now and drink, I think it gave me a bad case of Swatchpooria.
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Get the Swatchell mug.Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.
This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.
This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.
On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.
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