Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!

"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"

by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014

scalp swinging

When someone continuously bothers you or "throws shade" from a distance that is when they are swinging their scalp

If she keep scalp swinging ima scalp her like a Native American

by JanetIsLife1966 May 18, 2016

hammer swinging

To be hammer swinging, means you would have sexual relations with both genders.

Man, I went to a party last night, and was hammer swinging hardcore bruh.

by Im.ET.1 February 24, 2017

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

Free Swinging

When a girl doesn't wear a bra and her tits are out, comparable to free balling but for girls.

Damn dem titties be free swinging

by Parm and Mike December 7, 2018

Gag-swagging

The act of receiving oral while wearing any item of swag (small wreath, holly, seasonal coniferous decor, etc.)

Once the tree was decorated to a jolly perfection, the spiked nog started to kick in and next thing you know she was gag-swagging my candy cane like one sexy ass elf.

by Dr. Dijon December 17, 2019

Straight Swaggin

When someone, or something looks good, feels good, or has done something good

David: " Ayo Josè your ride is straight swaggin"

by Big Ounce6573 November 24, 2020