The Standing GawkGawk 5000

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.

Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.

by xottas May 19, 2022

Struggle Streaming

Producing content (for YouTube, Tik Tok, IG, etc.) with substandard equipment e.g. a bad camera, shitty audio

My camera was stolen so I have to use my old one... it's gonna be struggle streaming today.

by Ascended Gorilla June 6, 2022

The Standing O

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.

Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?

by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

standing on bizness

term used by black homosexuals

"Hey dog you gotta take it up the ass, we standing on bizness here"

by Phillipus August 7, 2023

shredding

when someone who had braces gives a guy a blow job

i hope lol starts shredding me even though it might hurt

by jordan ar's friend January 1, 2010

shredding cheddar

spending cash, making it rain

when i get rich imma be shredding cheddar

by fecht January 5, 2010