pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat June 30, 2011

ivory smuggler

A woman of color that enjoy dating men of Caucasian descent

See also smuggler

Hallie Berry plays an ivory smuggler on Monster's Ball

by Spenbiz May 27, 2004

smugging

A sexual act performed by one male to another involving their hands

They were caught in the court yard... smugging.

by Smuggee January 14, 2003

Bone Smuggler

Referring to a gay, bisexual person, a person who likes anal.
Bone Smuggling is the art of a BONER being Smuggled into the rear of another being. Therefore, Smuggling the bone(r).

Guy: Hmm, I'm a Bone Smuggler
Girl: Aiii PAPI!!! Smuggle that bone all you want!

by Full Service November 15, 2006

grape smugler

A person, typically a male, wearing any sort of tightly constrained over garment which appends tightly to the genitals, leaving their shape noticeable.

When the race was finished, Jared dis-engaged his Schwinn only realize he was truely a grape smugler in his speedo.

by WhatMarbles? May 22, 2006

budgie smugglers

men in speedos

nice pair of budgie smugglers

by Shags March 30, 2003

Philadelphia smuggler

While in the middle of banging the wife or significant other, with the lights out, during a postion switch, have a buddy take your place and finish the job.

" Last night me and my buddy did a Philadelphia smuggler on his wife."

by kick rocks August 7, 2006