sloppy christopher

The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.

“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

Sloppy Mariachi

While you go down on a girl, rapidly use your tongue and vibrate your lips like playing shitty vibrato on a trumpet. Having a dirty Mexican/Pedo mustache is also preferable. Wearing a Sombrero, and a sweaty poncho is optional.

He gave me a sloppy mariachi last night! It was so good!

by Cpt.ThirdWheel December 24, 2014

Sloppy-oat

When you're white gurl trashed, but thiccer than a bowel of oatmeal.

Dude, you got so sloppy-oat last night

by Oat chick January 26, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

My girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night, looked like dirty lawn clippings at the end but damn it felt right

by SAWK999 October 15, 2020

Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area used in film and commercial production. Slow yet sturdy, it is best operated in Crocs; sport mode. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a, sailors mouth.

"How's Old Sloppy?"

"Watch out, Old Sloppy is on the move"

"Old Sloppy is a pain, but man can she kick ass!"

by Thedanatee November 10, 2022

Sloppy Chainsaw

When she’s giving you the fresh dome and accidentally cuts your cock with her nails.

Yeah, my Mom gave me a sloppy chainsaw. Should I contact CPS?

by Prollynat December 7, 2019

Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010