Car seat

Putting a girls driver seat all the way down and back, while sitting naked under her, having sex while she drives

She crashed her car while we were on our way to a trampoline park because we were doing the car seat.

by CJK5 May 24, 2018

Seated-up

To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.

"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"

"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."

by SoilentRed September 25, 2019

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 8, 2016

guilt seat

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.

Guilt seat

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

seat 21

a young mans masterbated seamen found most often on a childs school bus

omg me a tobie just saw somebody seat 21
in across the row we were sitting in

by SEAT 21 January 24, 2022

Seat ownership

When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.

Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me

by chunkyheff January 28, 2022

Seat Sneak

On a road trip, someone who starts in the back works their way up to the front seat by complaining about their current position. They can also take the seat when your not in it, or take it by force. Choose someone with a low bullshit tolerance to drive, so that the Sneak doesn't succeed.

Did you hear Jamie? She whined the whole car ride to Missouri.

Yeah, she could have just asked to switch spots, it's too bad she was such a seat sneak about it.

God I hate her. It's a good thing I brought my pocket knife.

by Shootthemonkey July 31, 2010