Sam

Sam is a person who seems really cool at once and seems to get all the girls but as soon as u date him he turns into a wimp who cries everyday and u have to constantly deal with it and is very heard to break up with as he gets addicted then once u break up with him and stops being a wimp again Sam is a very complicated person who thinks he is amzing he is also very anoyying the only good thing about him is he is very friendly with the boys

Hi im Sam

by Big billy Jones March 27, 2021

Sam

Big hotfunyon lover, fights 7y/o on roblox, iPad kid always looking for sun to eat, asks for fruit ….. amazing… grandma stole her guess who , rice😍❤️

Sam asking to play roblox again ❤️

by phatminionpussy February 24, 2022

Sam

noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.

I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.

by Bruce Cheeseman December 19, 2007

Sam

One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.

Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.

by Carolina B23 February 7, 2012

sam

Smart Aleck Masochist - A submissive who acts out to get attention.

"I'm normally pretty quiet, but can be a bit of a sam."

by Scrivener November 26, 2006

sam

The biggest stoner you will ever find normally hidden in the suburbs of ramsgate.

Oh my god dude you are the biggest sam ever !!!!!

by LEMMONS ARE...COOL October 23, 2008

Sam

Sam is a man who is very emotional and loves bread. He likes to take his anger out on everyone, cry and kick fires. He likes playing sport. Not as much as he loves bread. Sam may be overweight.

swaggin sam

by swaggerz4lyfeeeeeeee August 28, 2012